Wednesday, February 12, 2003

Righto folks. Sorry about the large delay between reports. Today's installment contains a song sent to me by email. Thanks Emma.

Which I freely admit is plagiarism extraordinaire. But if Blair can do it, why cannot I?

And here it is. And it's to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it":

If you cannot find Osama, bombIraq.
If the markets are a drama, bombIraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is just too risky,

If we have no allies with us, bombIraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bombIraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions, BombIraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bombIraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bombIraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need to

If you never were elected, bombIraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bombIraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),

If your computer fraud is growing, bombIraq.
If your ties to it are showing, bomdIraq
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy, BombIraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bombIraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bombIraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,

b3ta photoshop challenge for world peace Excellent efforts by the peeps. Some very funny entries...

Scud missile keepy uppy game

Jackson's face sporting different celebrity noses. But can you name that nose?

If that leaves you cold, why not attend this site? Can you tell which animal the arse belongs to?

CatFinderPlus. Attach to cat, press button, cat bleeps. Useful. And then why not potty train the poor little bastard!

Errr.... O-Kaay... Bit odd this. But keep clicking.

Or why not buy this rude vagina carrot on Ebay? Bid at time of writing is $16,600... What the fuck?!?!

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