After bringing you the "i-loo" story, most of the world has since read about it and how it isn't going to happen. There seems to be some confusion about whether it was a hoax; a joke; or a UK project that the management in the US decided was not in keeping with the Microsoft image. Who gives a fuck? Click here if you do care.

Wanna buy a monkey?

Er, Rent-a-negro.

How to cummunicate with deaf prostitutes. Should you, er, ever need to.



The most fiendishly difficult text-adventure game for any computer in history: The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Definitely worth a gander...

And a very useful history of the Internet: "1995, Real Audio released, allowing users to listen to halting bursts of static in real time", and other such gems of historical insight.



Arsenal win the FA Cup