Canibal advertises for food, man replies, gets eaten. And Darwin laughs from his spot on high....

Meanwhile, Yahoo! has have picked their top websites of 2002, whilst the word Dragonball has become the most searched word on the Internet, actually managing to oust sex from top spot. Although I'd suggest that is more due to surfers becoming more sophisticated and realising that the entries under sex yield nothing but arse (and not good arse either, oh no. Arse as in shit. And I don't mean scat either you dirty-minded tissue-papered google-eyed fucker). I'm betting that porn searching still takes up the overwhelming majority of Web searches though.

Rather excellent Lord of The Rings site, including deecent Mines of Moria game... Got my tickets for Wednesday thankyouverymuchindeed. Sad? Oh yes. But that's why it's so good. If it tried to be cool and trendy, it'd probably be a pile of wank. LOTR is, by nature, sadness. But it's exciting sadness. Also sadness would be to identify with this Star Wars flash thingy made in the style of an Apple Mac ad.

Whuuur! The Tesseract. Check out this interactive 4-dimensional thingy-me-jig.

Cool. List of the hottest sauces in the world.