I've been updating. There are some reasons for this:

Firstly, I'm doing a 9-5 job in front of a computer and don't have time at work to update; and I don't exactly feel like spending more time in front of a PC to write stuff in addition to that.

Secondly, my mate Chris' blog is making me feel like mine is shit xompared to his nice fresh site.

And thirdly, the last thing I was going to write was after I managed to get a face value ticket for England's Fourth cricket Test against Australia on the Saturday on the morning of the game - but I was so worried I'd give away the technique I used that people might read it and guzump me at the Oval. So I waited before I printed it, and then it was just too much of a delay and I've never recovered my nerve.

I learnt a valuable lesson learnt from that day in Nottingham: all ticket touts, nasty souless scavanging fucks that they are, are Chelsea fans.

That's a truth that should be universally acknowledged.