In addition to the previous entry here, please find this online keep the name 'The Two Towers' petition. Pointless of course as there's no question of it being changed, but the irony value is high and thus I am a signatory. With thanks to Phantom Mencap. Also see this.



Speaking of petitions, I have received countless anti-war petitons which consist of a long list of names of people with the instruction to pass it on to everyone I know. Now it doesn't take more than a few seconds of thought to realise how pointless these things are. Even if we were to pretend that authorities actually take any notice of even well organised petitions, we should quickly realise that these particular ones are laughably irrelevant. Firstly the act of sending the petiton to everyone you know reproduces the petition countless times so that the first signatory may appear on thousands of copies and the last on just one. Secondly there is no verification process; I could sit down and make the entire list up. Please. Just give up. Definitely go here for a brilliant Middle East flash game which uses "sophisticated temporal algorithms and historical semiotic analysis" to guide you through the war.

For a legitimate peace petition to try and stop it all from happening, go here....

Or why not just spend your valuable time playing keyboard twister? Or learning cool Zippo lighter tricks?

This chap spent his time well: For five seconds of it he microwaved a CD. Then he placed said CD atop a tesla coil before photgraphing the results and placing them on the Internet for us all to enjoy together.

Yes!




But here is the biggest time waster of all...............

PLAYSTATION 3 !!!!!!!! Aaaaahhhhh!