Quite marvelously, people are finding the new header atop this page quite scarey.

What I find scarey is the number of chaps around London wearing pink nowadays. Now this isn't a homophobic thing, it's just that men shouldn't wear pink. This is of course typically London - probably some sort of post-modern ironic thing, or the reclaiming of the colour. An understated male reaction by males who have grown up knowing nothing but female liberation and pushes for inequality and finding their world doesn't really favour men at all anyway.

But it still looks ridiculous.

Almost as ridiculous as the official moustache of Portugese cricket that I have ocassionally been sporting.

But that's another story (as people who regularly update their websites often say)...